We went to a Latin Festival at the church last night. Joe was talking with Jodi Hawthorne, the YW president with whom I serve.
Joe: I have a stuffy nose, which is good news and bad news.
Jodi: Really? How come?
Joe: It's good news because when Priya farts on my face, I can't smell it.
Jodi: Oh...
Joe: But it's bad news because I have to blow my nose ALL the time.
And here's Priya in a conversation with her grandma a couple of days ago.
Priya: Wahhh!
Grandma: I'm afraid you can't go because you're crying.
Priya: (stops crying) But I'm not crying anymore.
Grandma: But you were.
Priya: Grandma, that was my fake cry.
(I knew it!)
And finally, Auralee talking to me when I got her dressed the other day.
Auralee: Is this a new skirt?
Me: It's new to you, I guess.
Auralee: Did you buy me a new skirt?
Me: Yep. Let's put it on.
Auralee: I can put on my new skirt and shake my bootie.
Me: Um...I guess so.
Not sure what wearing a new skirt has to do with shaking your bootie, but apparently, it's essential.
3 comments:
That's hilarious! A couple of days ago Ally bit Natalie (don't ask where that even came from) so I told her she had to spend the day in her room and she said, "Can't she just bite me back?"
I'm dying! Priceless! LOL!!!!!!!!
Love this post! Your kids are as funny as you two.
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